All I have to have for Christmas: Smokes!

I have decided this year to beg for easy gifts that my wife can pick out easily for me. My number one gift, as always, is my favorite stogie from machine-made-cigars.com. She doesn’t even have to take leave of the house, she can go online (I have all my favorites sites saved) and throw in the order there. As far as other gifts, she can take a trip to the closest shop and pick out a gift. She says to me every holiday that I am the most complicated person to buy for. But we have been married for over 15 years! And if she doesn’t understand the things I want by now, I quit. I always articulate every year, “get me smokes”, I smoke 1 or 2 in a day, and that adds up. I have a humidor for holding my smokes, “what’s that for?” my love askes. Well my love, it’s to keep my smokes refreshed. So, if you get me cigars for christmas I can hold them in that for a couple months and get a stogie when I am wishing to enjoy one. Although I have to say, I got blessed last year, my love gave me a lighter that was ingraved with my initials. The year before, she got me a fishing pole, unfortunately I said I wanted to go fishing again someday. Well, I went fishing only once after that, but guess what, I still puff 1-2 smokes a day. So what do I want for my present this year? I want Cigars, and anything else would just be an secondary enjoyment.

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